I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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