I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
false alarm. still invincible.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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