But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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