Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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