dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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