That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
She's just so happy...and so naked.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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