I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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