i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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