I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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