i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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