My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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