OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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