Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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