And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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