Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
In America we eat man semen.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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