It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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