Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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