Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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