All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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