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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
My feet surprised me
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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