I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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