I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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