I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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