If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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