i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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