My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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