I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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