I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
