you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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