C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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