so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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