i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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