So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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He better not be in your backpack
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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