now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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