have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Who died my cat blue again?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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