going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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