Where are you?
In a non slutty way
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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