I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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