I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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