Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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