I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
She needs sedatives and a leash
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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