yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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