You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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