I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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