no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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