the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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