at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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