Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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