Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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