i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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