In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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