it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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