he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
