I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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