Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
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so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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