I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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