Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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